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Date Posted: 11:31:37 11/28/99 Sun
Author: The Cage
Subject: Monday Night

The camera opens up in Executive Cage's office, Raziel and Brian Steel stand on both sides of him.

Cage: We're here to talk about how The Cage, is going to dominate, Monday Night.

You see, I'm in a match with Iceman, our current queer ass commissioner. Does anyone give a shit that he's commish? HELL NO.

Has he done anything for the fed? Hell No.

Does he know how to run his little fed, the CIWF? Hell no, his entire damn stable holds almost every single f*cking title in that fed.

Does he have wrestling skill? That's another HELL NO.

You see, I probably have more wrestling skill than he does, and on Monday, when his injured neck is put in the Dragon Sleeper, he's gonna cry for his mommy and tap out.

As for that bit about me and a 70-year old woman...Notice how this office looks nothing like that one...In fact, I think it's Iceman's office...and if you look at the video carefully....

(shows it)

(presses a few keys on his computer's keyboard)

The face reveals ICEMAN.(ooc: F*ck you, do realistic RPs)..

Cage: Now do you see what I mean?

Steel: heh. Anyway, I'm put in a Hell in a Cell title match on Monday, against Todd Terrific.

Well the way I see it, Todd Terrific's ass is gonna be handed back to the SOD on a silver platter, because HIS ASS IS GRASS AND I'M GONNA SMOKE IT.

Ask the so-called Double D, what kind of Dammage I can inflict, in a Hell in a Cell...Ask him how it feels to go face first through the GlobalTron...

Ask him how it's like, to get collateral dammage all over the damn arena...

Because you see, on Meltdown, you're going to experience all those things first-hand.

Raziel: Dude Dude Dude...wrestling me in the ring...
I suppose you might get maybe a punch or kick in, but I'm going to mop the ring with your ass.

You see, I've been trained in almost every single f*cking fighting style that exists...kickboxing...wrestling...various martial arts...

I can stomp a f*cking mudhole in your ass before the ref starts the damn match for christ sake.

On Monday, you're going to lose that US Title belt, and it's going to go around MY WAIST.
You go out, get drunk all you want, get your crazy fans to jump off buildings and through dog houses, but it's still not going to do ONE F*CKING THING ABOUT ME IN THE RING.

Time for you to get your ass whipped, Dude.

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