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Date Posted: 11:32:24 11/29/99 Mon
Author: Chris King
Subject: Chris King rp for Hardocre Title

Chris King is backstage signing auto's for a couple of hot chicks.

Chick: Can you sign these?

The chick holds her large breast up to King

Chris King: No prob baby.

King signs the hooters. Then he looks at the other chick.

Chris King: Please tell me you want me to sign your ass.

Jim Ross walks up and crashes the party.

JR: What's going on here?

Chris King: Not now Jim.

JR: Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?

King turns around to slap Jim and the two chicks walk away.

Chris King: Thanks a lot!

Jim: So, what's up?

Chris King: Besides the fact that I was going to score with two babes at once, I'm also going to get the hard core title from Mayhem when I beat his ass.

Jim: Yeah, I talked to Mayhem before and he's stupid.

Chris King: He's gay too. Hey Mayhem! I know your watching me! Tell D or what ever she can come over here and party with a real man! Heeeh heeh.

Jim: Heehehehhh ha he hah ha ah.

Chris King: Woah, maybe you shouldn't laugh fat dude.

Jim: Nah, I'm ok.

Chris King: Ok, Mayhem, your ass is grass!! Jim, I'm going to go catch up with those ladies, get the f*ck outa here.

Chris King runs away.

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