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Date Posted: 18:40:25 11/29/99 Mon
Author: Mayhem
Subject: To Chris King

[The scene opens at a Pre Meltdown party. There are chick everywhere and people partying. Chris King is in the corner plying with himself. The camera goes through the crowd and around to the back of the building. There is a dark alley. The camera goes into the alley. There, Mayhem sits on a large garbage bin drinking a glass of soda.]

Camera man: Why aren't you at the party?

Mayhem: I scoped it out and decided it sucked. Besides, Chris King is there acting like an a**hole telling all these bad jokes and hitting on everybody, men and women.

Camera man: Can you make this quick because I got my eyes on a few chicks.

Mayhem: Shut up. Aim that camera at me and don't say another word. You see fans, Chris King is not all the great. He's just a regular fat slob only he drinks too much and hits on men. When he shows up to Meltdown in the middle of a hang over with his gay attitude I'm going to burry him. There's no escaping me Chris. It's too late now. What ever small amount of fans you had no relies you suck. There going to burn their Chris King posters and shirts and slap on the new Mayhem t-shirt. So Chris, f*ck you I'm out of here.

[Mayhem hops down and walks away. The camera man goes back to the party to see if he can get lucky.]

[OOC: I know it's short but it still beats Chris King and a lot of other people in this fed's rp's.]

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