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Date Posted: 21:19:39 11/29/99 Mon
Author: Mr Miavia
Subject: Read Mr Boring Hardkore

(The camera shows Mr Miavia wearing his wrestling gear. He is pacing from side to side as if to show that he can't wait to fight Hardkore. He looks impatient. A newly appointed interviewer for GCW appears from a doorway and asks Miavia if he may ask a few questions for GCW magazine. Miavia allows him 3 minutes....and it begins.)

Reoprter: Hi Miavia. My name is Steve and I am here to ask you a few questions about your match with Hardkore. Would that be OK?

Miavia: Before, I answer any of your questions, let me say something. Next time, don't tell me your name cos it doesn't matter. You better hurry because I have to work out a little in the Gym. After that, I will be busy because a hero of my stature has places to go!

Steve: Well Miavia, firstly I wish you good luck in your coming match with Hardkore.

Miavia: (Giving a stern look) What do you mean by that? Look, I do not need any good lucks whatsoever from you. I do not need any of that because a person of my talent do not depend on luck to beat that crap. Everybody knows that I am the most talented sportsperson of the century and it all boils down to my ability to win matches.

Steve: Well, Hardkore has a stable but you don't. How can you be so sure that you'll beat him hands down?

Miavia: You know what Steve, that is an irrelevant, unintellectual question. He may have a bunch of monkey-asses to watch his back but they are all complete retards. Picture this, how can a bunch of retards beat the Great One? Get that in your head Steve.

Steve: I am sorry if I have offended you.

Miavia: Oh man...don't be so pathetic. Look, I'm not here to listen to your stupid, low-class questions. Ask me questions which are relevant and not those which are irrelevant.

Steve: Do you have a girlfriend?

Miavia: What type of a question is that? Of course I do have a girlfriend. She goes by the name of Gorgeous George.

Steve: Who is she and where is she now?

Miavia: Does it matter to you jabroni?!! I know your girl is a jabroni working in mental hospital.

Steve: How do you know that?

Miavia: Well, she tried to apply for a job at the Smackbottom Hotel as a window-cleaner. How could I not know her.

(Miavia then leaves and left Steve alone thinking whether it was true.)

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