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Date Posted: 23:51:50 12/11/99 Sat
Author: Raw Power
Subject: The Tag Team of the Millennium is Raw F'n POWER!!

The scene opens outside Oak Ridge Mall, Two O' Clock in the afternoon. The parking lot is jam packed. There is a waiting line a mile long of people trying to get in to the mall. The GCW mobile pulls up. Jim Ross gets out and fights his way to the front of the line. He flashes his press pass to the guard and gets in. He goes over to the table where Chris King and Powerhouse (Raw Power) sit and give auot's.

JR: Hey you guys! Man, you have way more fans than that Miavia homo.

Chris King: Tell me something I don't already know. Look at all these people here? You'd think they would be here for the People's champ. But no! The GCW People's champ is a f*cking loser. That Title is in the wrong hands.

JR: Of course.

Powerhouse: That's right. I am the true People's champ, no doubt about it. They hate Miavia and love me. After we get the tag titles...Miavia's Title is mine!

JR: Yes. I know Mr.Miavia, he can't beat you Powerhouse. Even if he did 1,000,000 steroids and pumped iron for a month solid!!

Chris King: Enough about that jo- People's Title. Let's talk about the future of the Tag Team division here in GCW. Powerhouse and me have been training real f*cking hard for this match. We've called in some of the best motherf*cking trainers. Mr.Miavia, I think before I speak a**hole. I speak the truth.

JR: Sounds like you guys kick ass.

Chris King: We do. Here's an autograph.

Chris hands an auto to Jr. Then he whips out a soda and downs it in less than a minute. JR packs his sh*t up and leaves.

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