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Date Posted: 00:17:41 12/05/99 Sun
Author: CaIn MaNsOn CrOw
Subject: Words don't mean nothing when i ram my fist down you throat private parts




(It is still in washington.After the scene at the hotel room cain has decide to go out on the town. Cain goes back to his hotel room and gets his black jeans, black v-neck sleeve less shirt, and his leather jacket. Cain gets ready and heads down the stairs. Outside is cains chopper parked right where he left it.He gets on the damn thing, and starts it up. He peels out of the hotel and into the dead of night.

as cain s driving along he notice something, he notice a studio that looks just like the one where the AMERICAN ZERO Private parts, or if he did serve in any war "No" private parts. Cain stops his bike and gets off. He then jumps over the fence and heads over to see.Moments later you see the recruits, or the actors that where playing the army soldiers. You can hear them talking in a lithps)

actor#1:I couldn't believth that they madthe uths runth for this gig.

Actor#2:I knoth, you didn'th see that fat assth general wanna be do any laps!!!

Actor#1:I knoth, if they really want to sell this match they shouth make that fat ass run around, but then again he so old and so beat up he can harlthy sit down let alone run.

(Just as they said that cain pops out from the darkness.He walks over to the generals promo actors and has a big grin on his face.)

Actor#1:Oh, godbleth my carrot cake....

Actor#2:Yes cain you scared usth!

Cain:Oh i did?

Actor#1:Yes you didth.

Cain:Well i personal don't give a shit, but i couldn't help over hearing what you two had to say about the pretender. So he is just a broken down piece of shit that thinks he can step into my world.

Actor#1: That what he is fronting about......

Actor#2:Yea but he knows deep down inside heth can't beat you

(Cain grins and rubs his chin)

Cain:So how was he when the cameras where off is fat ass?

Actor#1: Heth all like, "My knee,My back they hurt. I'm in so much pain" And the directory would come over to him and be babying him, "Oh pleathe wendle, we just need to finish this take and then you can have your medicine".

Actor#2:Yea, i thought they might have to stick a 2 x 4 to his back just to make him stand up straight.

(Cain is grin even more. He takes out a cigarette and lights it)

Cain:Yea i hear that. He has been running his mouth about my smoking, but hey if i wasn't to any of that then i would have such an unfair advantage, that all i would have to do s flick him in his head, and watch him drop like a bad habit.I mean hell he is so weak that i could just bitch slap him and that would be it. The fact of the matter is this, i'm going to kick his punk ass from one end of the ring to the next, i'm going be dropping ammo and bombs on his head and he is going to wish he didn't sign this match, cause i'm just like the cobra at the foot of your bed, i'll strike and leave you for dead. Only see this won't be a act or a gimmick like you serving in nam and still being able to step a foot in the ring with the young studs of the wrestling world. You see i'm glad you came out and told every one you are 53, cause now it is my duty to send you out of the GCW, You see this isn't the WCW where they love to take a bunch of old timers and use them as main eventers, and just like i would brake flair, hogans, savage, piper, and even the Canadian hero himself bret hart legs just so the wrestling public wouldn't have to suffer sitting through a interview telling the fans how they sold out MSG back in the 60s. I'm going to give you a left right your tooth less, left right your toothless. I'm going to hit you so hard you scream, how could a little commie be so mean.

(Cain takes another drag and looks at the two actors)

Cain:Hey are you two, well you know what i mean?

Actor#1: Fags,Yea we're queers.

Cain:Wow, you two are the straights looking army guys i have ever seen, you two have to be actors for all the non believers out there, you know the ones that still live in that beat up trailer, eating spam, thinking that every thing wendle pointdexter is saying is true.

Actor#1: The american way is putting arabian oil in Japanese cars.

Actor#2:Hey cain, i was wondering if you want to have a three some with us?

(Cain looks disgusted b this and hauls off and nails one of the queers with a load pipe. The queer#1 falls to the ground, clutching his face. ain grabs the other by the back of his head and throws him into the brick wall.Theres a trash can, cain picks it up and begins smash the hell out of the actor.After cain is done the two actors are laying in a pool of blood)

Cain:You see this pretender, i'm going to show you what being in a war is all about, and after i'm through smashing you up, you'll wish you never had any fantasy of being a soldier.

(Cain leaves the scene and heads back to his chopper.Cain hops the fence and ribs up his engine.
The scene fades)

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