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Date Posted: 11:10:49 12/05/99 Sun
Author: General X
Subject: Cain, Cain, Cain.....

(The screen opens up on an Army base.The class Major Pain was instructing is doing some laps around the track.The General comes in front of the camera.)

General X:Actors, Cain?What was that, three guys you had there?This is a whole platoon of them you stupid little shit.I think they messed up their lines.You shouldn't have paid them.You should have kept your food stamps.Next time get better actors, Cain.I was in two wars.Nam, then Desert Storm.You were in shit.You said something about "war in the ring" or something?Fighting you isn't a bit of a problem.It's amazing that they let filth like you join any wrestling federation.

(The General's watch beeps.He takes off down the track.He does four laps and comes back.)

General X:Did you say I couldn't do that?You're such a liar man.That's bad for your health.Man, you're a wreck.You messed up the coding for the music you piece of shit.Haaahahahahahahaaaaa.*sigh*Oh, well.Anyway, I didn't sign the match, you did.You were the one that signed your death wish.I hope you made a will.Oh wait, you don't have anything to leave.HAAaaahaha.*sigh*You are gonna wish you never signed the match.

(The General starts doing pushups.)

General X:You couldn't do one pushup without help if it meant your meaningless life.

(Major Pain walks up.)

Major Pain:Hey General.

General X:Hey Major.I'm just talking to Cain about how he sucks and he's gonna wish he had never signed a match with the greatest American fighter of all time.

Major Pain:I got to go.My platoon is waiting.(looks at the camera)Cain, you're going to lose.

(Major Pain leaves.)

General X:You heard it yourself.You're going to lose.Want to know why you're going to lose?Because you suck and you're a piece of garbage traitor.Anybody says something bad about the greatest country ever, is going to have to answer to me.Friday, you better start praying for yourself asshole, because nobody else will.

(The General stands up and looks at the camera for a second.The screen changes to an American flag.After a few seconds the screen fades to black.)

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