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Date Posted: 15:07:24 12/06/99 Mon
Author: Jake Stevens
Subject: Static and Circuit members and Chrissy King: READ

(The scene opens in a dark damp basement. Jake is sitting curled up in the corner laughing at a rat he just killed with a sewing needle. Little pieces of the rat are strew about the floor.)

(whispering) Well Static it seems I have made some new contacts in the GCW. Well we accept your offer. Although I must warn you of his instability.

(Talking to self) I AM NOT UNSTABLE YOU PRICK!

Yes you are!

NO I AM NOT!

SHUT UP I'M TRYING to speak to this man. Thank you. Anyway I will join The Circuit. What do we have to do? Set ourselves on fire, pluck our eyes out, kidnap the prez. I'm pretty good at that. Well I'll just sit in this basement awaiting your response.

Now Chris King, or should I say Chrissy. I will ri your arms out f there sockets and use themfor ping pong paddles. DON"T SCREW WITH US!!!!! YOU CANNOT win. Have you ever had a shock treatment Chrissy. Oh the joy of electricity running through you! IT"S WONDERFUL! I will be seeing you Chris.

(The camera fades out as Jake starts eating the rat.)

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