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Date Posted: 16:32:17 12/07/99 Tue
Author: CaIn MaNsOn CrOw
Subject: Private parts just shut up, Nobody cares if you fought in any war!!!!!

(It's backstage at another GCW tuesday show,only this will be a show taped for the up coming home video for the DeMoNs.Moments later a garage door for the backstage area opens. The light out side makes it a white blur to see.Seconds later you are able to make out the hood and front end of a limo with the licenses plate that read " DeMoNs 69". The car drives past the camera man that gets a good body shot of the limo. As the limo parks the camera man zooms in on the drivers side door.Moments later the door opens and the driver steps out. He is wearing a black jacket and black slacks as well as the limo driver type hat. He walks past the camera man who gets a good shot of the back of the limo driver. The limo driver makes it to the back of the limo, and opens the door.The camera man has made his way towards the back of the limo and is now getting a shot of the tinted windows as well as the black door.It's only a few seconds and then a foot appears at the bottom of the door the limo driver helps the person out of the car, and its a reallly hot blonde,she looks almost like pamla anderson LEE. She is wearing a very pretty and tight sky blue mini skirt along with a tight matching blouses, her breast are just spilling out. She walk over to the other side of the door out of the path of grunge truck and cain manson crow, and waits,moments later grunge truck gets out of the car and then cain gets out as well.Grunge truck is in his same wardrobe, cain is wearing a pair of black jeans and a black v-neck sleeve-less t-shirt.as they make it past the limo driver,Grunge hooks the arm of his new girlfriend and begins walking past the camera man. grunge truck grins at the camera as he walks past the.The camera man gets a good butt shot of the chic, and begins following him up the hall,)

Cain:Hey grunge why don't you take the chic back to the dressing room. I got to cut a promo for this match between me and captain dickhead.

Grunge: Ok brother, bt don't be long we have a match against those two bitches tonight.

Cainok dude.

9After those words grunge and his girl take off down the hall, Cain goes the other.Theres a few jobbers and ref hanging in the hall way,Cain ask.)

Cain:Where the hell is that punk as bitch, general Xs buttbuddy?

Jobber:Oh, you mean major pain?

Cain: Yea how else would i be talking about. You know that general pains only gay lover.

Jobber:Well he has arrived but he ad to step out for a few seconds.

Cain: Then where the f^&* is his locker room? I've got a little message to leave him!!!

Jobber: Well his locker is down there.

(The jbber points down the hall to where major dips^&* locker room is at.)

Cain:Thanks brother.

Jobber:No problem.

(Cain start walking down the hall and gets to major wangsucker locker room.He tells the camera man to To be ready to get all this on tape cause he has a little present to give rage.After Cain said those words he kicks open the dressing room door.He walks in and see a plate full of jelly donuts, Cain picks one up and then starts masturbating into the jelly donut.After he was done he put the donut down and found a bag full of Major pains wrestling gear. Cain picks up major dumbass gear and goes into his only bathroom that major P*&beater has.cain then tellsthe camera man something.)

Cain: Hey dude can i getfor a little privacy.

( As Cain shuts the door. Moments later you can hear grunts and groans through the door and then a plopping sound like something hitting water.Cain opens the door and tells the camera man)

Cain: Hey man you have get a shot of the load i had left in the toilet. It is king kong size.

(The Camera walks inside the bathroom, and does get a shot of whats in the toilet, it is Major pain wrestling gear covered in human crap.)

Cain:I hope he doesn't get mad, ol well lets get out of here.

(Cain and the camera man walk out of the dressing room and they start heading down the hall, he gets down there to the enterance way.Cain tells the sound man.)

Cain:Hey asshole why don't you cue up my music?!?

(seconds later the lights go dim,and multi color light start flashing around the arena,after about ten seconds they cut out and the whole arena goes dark.Moments after the lights cut out a huge explosion hits and the song Bled for days plays through the public address system. Cain make his way through the current, and heads down the ramp. The camera starts getting a few fan shots,one say " DeMoNs....future of the new millennium" another say " Cain new hardcore champion" and the last on is Cains fan club". Cain makes his way down to the ring.people notice a rectangular shaped boxs in the ring with a sheet over top of it and start to wonder whats in the boxs. Cain grabs the mic)

Cain:Well beyond my own cotral i had to come back to this cheap shit hole.Now look out into the crowd and see maybe one or two or even three fans that looks like there family tree forks, but then again i can tell the general fans and those are the ones that have brought there sister tonight as there dates, But lets get down to the man that i have a bone to pick with, and that would be the god ol general him self, the poor inbred bastard.

Now beside the point that the guy is a inbred piece of garbage, he is the biggest liar on the face of the plant, and i have proof of it. So ever one please took a look at the tron.

(All the fans turn to the tron, and see a interview by General x him self, taking when he was at the injun casnio.)

I receive those checks because I risked my
> ass and dedicated my life, all for this country.I
> take no shame in recieving checks

Cain:So in that interview he say he takes no shame in taking those checks, but lets listen in another.

>I have received some
> checks for this injury before, but I turned them
> away.

Cain: Now in that interview he say he turned away those checks. Now is it me or does it seem that the general can't make up his mind. But in reality he is just full of shit. He never fought for this country, even if he fought in nam and storm, he wasn't fighting for us, he was fighting for the lies of the government. Vietnam was a civil war between north and south, and the stupid U.S had to get involed. We lost and north vietnam took over. So you didn't do shit for the american people period. And the Desrt storm was just a war to save the oil fields, so Non of the wars you fought for ment anything. But i'm starting to get sick of telling you this, cause for some reason you expect every to feel they owe you a debt of gradataide. Please it wasn't like you fought in WW2 for chirst sakes, so just drop it, and i will too. cause i think the fans of the GCW are getting sick of hearing about your war storys, and i'm getting sick of debaiting them as well. We all know that i'm going to kick your sorry ass.

Now since i said the only last real war was WW2, i bet you'll come back and say you fought for that one too,But even so i'm going to knock you down and show the whole world what a liar you are. You are going to wish that the man standing here tonight wasn't even born, and that is when smash you knee, and if it is steel inplanted like you say, since we can never tell cause you are so full of s***. But since the match is now a no DQ, really i don't understand that stip you senile old bastard since a hell in the cell hardcore rules is a No DQ match. But i guess i should get pisst if someone called me a retard, but when you do it i just luagh, cause it is coming from the biggest retard here in the GCW, and i know what i just said will go over your head, so let me brake it down for you "Y...O...U A..R..E A... R...E...T...A...R...D".

(The fans start luaghing).

Cain:Wait a minute you shouldn't be laughing at a former, Key word being FORMER veteran. And how could we forget it since chump change keeps reminding us of it ever five seconds. Now i bet alot of you people here tonight want to know what is under neath this here sheet. So here we go!!!!!!!!!

(Cain pulls off the sheet and its a magician boxs with a wax dummy of the general inside the box, Cain grabs the chainsaw and climbs back into the ring)

Cain:now as you all are wondering "Cain what the hell is this for" well you people have heard of the saw the woman in half trick i bet.Well tonight i'm going to saw the punk ass bitch in half.Cause really to be honest this trick is to show ever one that at Friday card i'm going to cut Private parts down to size and believe me nobody is going to stop me.

( Cain takes the chainsaw and starts it up.He starts to slice into the box, wood Chips start flyng up into cain face, and then blood starts to sprays out,it spray all out and over the face of Cain . Cain finally cuts throw the box and theres a little pool of blood underneath the box)

Cain: now see thats how you cut some one down to size.

(moments later General x music plays, and out from behind the current walks a scrawny general x look a like. He is waving the american flag, and he has on a helmet that is three size too small, so it keeps sliding over his eyes. The fake get down to the ring side and start up the stairs. He trys to make it through the ropes but trips. The american flag flys over his head, and general x can't see anything. Cain walks over to the fake and takes the flag off his head and then throws out nto the arena floor. Cain then helps up the fake.)

Cain:now General x its amazing to see you out here,what makes you come down here during my interview time?

fake General:we....l...l Cain the prez told me i should come down here and try to play up to My redneck fans as there hero,but i tryed to get out of it,i told him i was to scared of you, and that you might hurt me if i got to close.

Cain : so you are scared of the idol one?

fake General x:you know it,i'm almost wetting my self right now i'm so scared,i mean you have it all power and skill, i could never messure up to the greatness you have.

Cain:now you say you are almost wetting your pants, how long have you had this problem?

fake General:ever since i was two year old,thats why i don't have a girlfriend,cause the girls don't like a man that wets the bed.

Cain:But i thought you where married to that old hag?

Fake general x:She is really my mother.

Cain:Dude that is sick!?!

Fake general x: What do you mean?

Cain:You are doing your mother for christ sakes.

Fake general x:I'm not sleeping with her, she is just a front for people don't think i'm a total loser.

Cain:well anyways General lets show my fans whats going to happen friday.

Fake General:ok.

(Cain throws his arm back like he is going to give the fake General the haymaker but when he gets in about a 3 inch range cain stops and puts his finger into the fake General chest.The fake General falls down on to his back and start flopping around.Cain goes for the pin, out of the back comes a guy wearing a ski mask. he starts the count. 1.2.3. Cain gets up and the masked ref raise his hand. They shake hands and walk back to the locker room. The fake general stands up and theres a puddle of piss on the mat, and a big wet spot on crutch.)

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