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Date Posted: 11:36:22 12/08/99 Wed
Author: General X
Subject: Cookson and Cain read....

(The screen opens in Friday's stadium.The General's theme plays as the buffed up General and the hot 27 year old big tited Mrs.X come out.They walk down to the ring and roll in.The General walks around for a little bit as the audience goes wild.Mrs.X starts doing an exotic dance.The audience goes fuckin' nuts.The General points at the ref and the ref throws him the microphone.)

General X:Yeah!

(The audience cheers.)

General X:What the hell was that Cain?That little thing that was suppose to me was probably your ugly friend Grungetruck.He's pathetic.Cain, you need help.You're too stupid to be allowed to live.I said that I was getting checks because I still work for the Army and the checks I received for the injury I turned away.You're not as smart as you think you are.You are a HORRIBLE speller, awful.Maybe you should consider either a spell checker or go back to grade school.

(The audience laughs.)

General X:You're a such a loser, man.That fake General could never amount to the real thing.

(The General rips off his shirt and all the woman pass out.Mrs.X flashes her big jugs and all the dudes pass out.)

General X:Yo!Wake up people.WAKE UP!

(The audience slowly comes to and they cheer the best they can.)

General X:I'm the real thing.I'm a GENERAL, not a fuckin private or captain or major or lieutenant or colonel or any of that shit, I'm a fucking GENERAL.Ok, now people, cover your children's eyes and direct your attention to the Globaltron.

(The tron flips on and we see footage from Cain's last interview where he's boffing......A DONUT!The tron flips off and comes back on to see Cain screwing....A BOWL OF CAPTAIN CRUNCH CEREAL!The tron turns off and comes back on to see Cain in the back of a Burger King doing....A WHOPPER!The tron turns off.)

General X:I almost barfed.

Mrs.X:Cain, or should I say shorty, you have a lot of problems.

General X:And I'm one of them.You insulted Mrs.X but the truth is, the real thing is a lot better than food products.

(A single can comes flying on the ring.The General looks to the left and sees Cain running away.The General has a blank look on his face.)

General X:Right.Cookson, I see you're a piece of shit Canadian.I challenge you for next Tuesday.I'm going to kick your ass, well, if you're man enough to accept, which I'm guessing you're not, I'm going to break your stupid flag right over your thick skull.(turns to Mrs.X)Hey baby, why don't we go have some hardcore SEX?

Mrs.X:Yeah.

(They walk back stage.The screen fades to black as the General's theme plays.)

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