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Date Posted: 16:09:18 12/12/99 Sun
Author: General X
Subject: Cookson read....

(The screen opens up on a cruise ship.The General and Mrs.X are in a hot tub.A waitress brings them some white wine.The waitress walks away.)

Mrs.X:This is the forth bottle.I thought you said you like red wine.

General X:Yeah I did, but you asked me to try this and it just so happens that I like it better.

Mrs.X:Oh yeah.Um....how much this cruise cost anyway.

General X:Who cares, I have more money than I know what to do with.

(They both laugh at that lame joke.Jeff walks in.)

Jeff:Interview time!

General X:Now's not the, ha, best time, ha ha ha.

Jeff:Make it quick.

General X:Ok.Codey, I mean Corey, I'm gonna make this short and sweet.Since you didn't say anything about the S.U.A, I mean U.S.A, I don't have much of a beef with you.However, this match is set and I'm gonna give the people what they want, and that (starts sluring) is fer me to kick yer ass.You sey renything obout me or her, you have got to take take it up wit me.(shakes his head and takes a breath)I mean, you say shit about me and you're signing a free pass to the hospital.By the way, I'd would really like a T.V title.You're probably wandering what happend to me saying you're a chicken instead of just asking like I'm doing now.Well, like I said, you didn't bad mouth America so I'm not really mad at you for much, but but you did say some shit about me.

(Mrs.X gets out and stumbles over to the bed.She flops down and passes out.)

General X:Haaa ha haha haa!!!!Beraaaa ha hah ah.

Jeff:(having trouble not checking out Mrs.X)Anyway, do you have anything else to say?

General X:(sluring)Nope!I about covered it.

(Jeff gets up and leaves.The screen fades to black.)

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