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Date Posted: 10:45:31 12/11/99 Sat
Author: General X
Subject: Ok, next? Everybody read....

(The screen opens up in the General's office on the base.The General signs papers and looks back and forth and starts writing.He finishes the paper and puts it in his "Message" box.He looks up at the camera.)

General X:Hey Jeff.

Jeff:Hi General.What's that?(referring to the paper.)Is it a report on how you beat Cain.

General X:What?No, the Army doesn't give a damn if I beat somebody like Cain, I mean they were expecting me too, but no, they don't care.They care if I go and take out the entire Vietnam Army.

Jeff:What is it?

General X:It's a message to the government saying that I want to start working on the project "X-14 Turbo Super-Tank".The Super-Tank will be two times as large as a normal tank and will be able to move at the incredible top speed of fifty miles per hour.Now that's fast for a tank.It's also going to have an ejection seat because of those L.A.Ws.I mean someone sees one coming they don't have a lot of time to unstrap, open the hatch and get a hundred feet away from the tank, but with ejection seats, the driver doesn't have a lot to worry about.

Jeff:Wow.What are you going to do in GCW?

General X:Well, I have a match with that little Canadian Cookson.I need another match for next Friday.

Jeff:What are you challenging everybody for?

General X:Well, Todd Terrific wants me to beat five guys before I get another shot at the title.It's going to be a piece of cake though.I think I only lost because of the card writer.I don't think he's actually choosing by role-plays, I think he just picks who he wants to win.I saw a lot of stupid matches last week that just should have went the other way, but I'm confident that I'll win the belt sooner or later.

(The General gets up and walks over to a map on the wall.He places a pin on a spot in Africa.)

Jeff:What's that?

General X:Spots that have been contaminated by radiation.Lately there have been some planes crashing down over these spots.

Jeff:How come it hasn't been on the news?

General X:The government is trying to keep it a secret, otherwise the first time somebody's car breaks down they blame it on the government and radiation, but the thing is, the radiation would kill you.We had one pilot live to tell us the story but he died two days later.Reports say that he had a lot of rashes all over his body and the blood inside his veins was red and not blue.Want some pictures?

Jeff:No thank you.What else are you going to do?

General X:I'm not going to worry about it now.I just wanted everybody to know that I'm looking for three more people to put in the hospital.

(The screen fades to black as the General shows Jeff some pictures.)

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