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Date Posted: 16:04:43 11/17/99 Wed
Author: DeCaff-X
Subject: Six on Six Survivor Series

DeCaff-X is sitting in a training facility after the party...

All of a sudden, Michael Cole walks in, with that omnipresent cameraman.

CaffeineBoy: I don't think I need to ask you what you're here for...

Cole: Yeah, words on the six man survivor series match.

Brick: The simple truth is this-DeCaff-X and SOD alone can whup the entire fed's ass, hell we could even take on Executive Cage and his so-called stable named after himself.

Stone: Yeah, on Friday night, we're gonna RAISE SOME HELL and open up a can o' whup ass on LOD and their 500-pound SOBs...

CaffeineBoy: Right...that's the way to put it. We're going into that ring, we'll watch as LOD tries to figure out which fatass to send out of the corner, we'll beat the living sh*t out of whoever that unfortunate SOB is, then we'll go on and beat up the other ones.

LOD's little plastic waterguns aren't going to do much against us, because you see, DeCaff-X IS THE GAME, we are the epitome of pro-wrestling, we are the toughest SOBs in the sport, and we WILL beat the living sh*t out of anyone that dares to face us.

And now...before I have to get back to my...important training, I have something to say about the royal rumble...

WHO THE HELL IS ACTUALLY IN THE DAMN THING? I mean, I haven't heard any of the other so-called "big names of GCW" in the Royal Rumble...looking at the prez's list, I see the biggest pile of jobbers I've ever laid my eyes on. You see, I'm going to stomp a lot of mudholes on Friday. All of the little jobbers in the Rumble, and all the bastard LOD who can't wrestle worth a shit...Especially that 505 pound sack of sh*t we all know as Iceman.

So..here's the final breakdown, Michael Cole.

DeCaff-X will rule Friday Night Destruction.

And get the hell out of here, I've got drinking and training to do.

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