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Date Posted: 16:27:16 11/17/99 Wed
Author: Brian "The Hammer" Steel
Subject: Internet Title

***The camera fades in, and Brian Steel is working out, doing benchpresses. Michael Cole walks into the room.

Brian Steel stops, and sits up.

Brian: What the f*ck is it now, Cole? You come here to talk about how I'm gonna f*cking strangle Static, or how I'm gonna f*cking KILL Dude Dammage?

Cole: Actually I was asking..

Brian: Shut the f*ck up, I'll talk about both of the f*cking matches if I want to, you little piece of sh*t.

You see, I come check out the board, and No...I'm not facing Tommy Hardcore I guess, well fair enough, he's going to have his hands full in the Survivor Series match, but I'm facing some rookie piece of crap called Static.

Now you see, this little dipsh*t had the balls to come out, and sign a match against me, yet the little piece of crap doesn't even say one word about it.

Well there are many simple truths about him facing me.

a) He's going to get beaten down very hard.
b) He's going to die.
c) He's going to die some more.
d) I'm going to take his decapitated head, raise it above my head, throw it with enough force to knock over his fat momma, and stomp it into the ground. Then when I'm done with that, I'll take the SOB's head, and throw it into a dumpster along with the rest of his body, which I'll f*cking feed to the stupid mutts that live on the street along with Static's little welfare family.

Now I also remember, I've got a title match against Dude Dammage, on Monday.

Well this basically follows the same damn formula as the earlier match. The little piece of sh*t can have all the girls, all the gambling, all the drinks he wants, but when the end of the match is at hand, he's going to be lying in the middle ring, where I'll beat his f*cking ass until he begs for mercy, then I'll f*cking break each one of the SOB's limbs, slowly, excruciatingly painfully...until the ref has no choice but to stop the damn match and declare me, the toughest SOB in GCW, THE WINNER. Then I'll be the internet champion, and whoever shows up as challenger...well I'll use the good ol' Steel formula on them, and I'll f*cking kill all of them too. the stupid pieces of

Now get the F*CKING HELL OUT OF MY WAY MICHAEL COLE, BEFORE I F*CKING APPLY THE STEEL FORMULA TO YOUR HEAD AS WELL!

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