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Date Posted: 18:48:56 11/17/99 Wed
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: "The Cooker" cannot be beaten
In reply to: Chris King 's message, "Corey's ass is mine." on 18:05:51 11/17/99 Wed

(That familiar Canadian Flag is on the screen again with "One Man Army" playing in the Background the flag fades and you see "The Cooker" sitting on the Edmonton Oilers Zamboni)

Cooker:Here the Cooker is sitting on the ice of his hometown
Edmonton where our Hockey team sucks but we produce some pretty good wrestlers like myself and WCW's Chris Benoit.This town his historic now that the Cooker has become such a big star and was born here.The Cooker's here visiting some old friends and training just South of here in the Hart
family dungeon.So that the Cooker's on the top of his game when he faces that mook ,Chris King in a match this coming Friday when the Cooker will proceed to go Catty-Whompous on Chris Kings ass with my excellent assortment of moves.First he'll slap Chris King around for a couple minutes like a Bitch.Then give him a good Cooker Spaniel causing King to drop to his knees setting up the trademark of this fed,the corey driver; and just like that King IS knocked out the Cooker's hand is in the air and that is why I'm the legend known as...... the Cooker.

(He starts up the Zamboni and drives towards a cardboard cut out of Chris King and smokes the picture and gives the Cooker Spaniel sign as the camera fades on the Canadian flag).

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