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Date Posted: 14:09:18 11/18/99 Thu
Author: Mat Blaster
Subject: The Hardcore Title

(Beautiful People is cranked over the sound system as Mat Blaster walks out to the ring, wearing his SOD T-shirt, tossing shirts to the fans as he heads to the ring.)

MB: Who wants some destruction??
(crowd erupts I want some destruction)

MB: The Blaster has a lot on his mind today. First of all Dude Dammage, don't think that The Blaster is through with your candyass. The Blaster just has some other business to attend to first. (crowd cheers)

MB:That leads me to the LOD, the stable of no talent scrubs who are destined to get their asses handed to them on Friday. And not even the Prez can save you once you enter the ring with the Society. (fans start chant of LOD LOD LOD SUCKS SH!T)

MB: And finally to you Mayhem, You don't know sh!t about the Blaster do you, You think that I don't know how to be hardcore. The Blaster said Hardcore is for no talent scabs that can't wrestle. Well The Blaster knows that the Blaster can swing a bat, and the Blaster knows you can and will be hit by that bat. Well that is the end of the story. You go to the hospital, I go home with the gold. (crowd erupts to its feet with the S-O-D chant)

MB: Mayhem, The Blaster is ten times the athlete that you are. If you were man enough to wrestle me I would prove it, but you need a bat or garbage can or whatever else you can get your pathetic hands on to even have a chance of lasting two minutes with the Blaster. Mayhem, you keep rambling on about how I'm not hardcore, and I make no secret that I think Hardcore matches are for lower class wrestler or scabs like yourself. But don't make the mistake of thinking the Blaster isn't able to lower himself to beat the living crap out of a no good poor excuse for human life like yourself. (crowd erupts)

MB: The Blaster wants you to do two things for him, first when the destruction is falling upon you try your hardest to remain concious for as long as possible. It is no fun to beat on someone who can't feel it. And second, when your leaving the PPV on a strecher. Just keep thinking over and over, I just got my ass kicked by the leader of the Beautiful People. NOW PLAY MY MUSIC FOR THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

(Beautiful people starts as Blaster throws the mic down and leaves the ring to slap hands with the thousands of fans)

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