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Date Posted: 01:13:22 11/20/99 Sat
Author: Mr Miavia
Subject: To Messiah

'Do you know who is coming?' (Mr Miavia steps out onto the ramp, takes a glance at the crowd, flashes an eyebrow and walks slowly down to the ring. He then steps into the ring and climbs onto the second turnbuckle. He closes his eyes, inhales deeply and then hits The Fink in the forehead and grabs the mic from him)

Miavia: Finally Mr Miavia HAS COME BACK TO.....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I AM!

(CROWD JEERS)

Miavia: Now down to business. Ok now that Mr Miavia has taken care of business at the "Smckbottom Hotel", I will get back into training to face Messiah yet again. Messiah, Mr Miavia says this. We've met before and you have not beaten me. I told you what I'm gonna do to you and I did just that and that is to kick your ROODY POOH MONKEY A**!! You want a shot at the people's title, you got it. But just remember one thing. Death Pilgrimage will be the People's PPV and you are challenging the People's Champion. You can put that slow car of yours on the line but frankly, Mr Miavia does not give a damn. I have my limo parked outside and I don't need that cheap car to get me from place to place.

Miavia: So since this is a title match, I will make sure that I will still be the people's champion. So what I'm gonna do to you is to give you 3, 4, 5 or even 6 Smackbottoms. I will throw a few peoples knee right in your chest and I will pick your ass up and swing you round and round like a ragged doll. When its all said and done, when Mr Miavia smoke clears up and when the little drops of tears in your fans eyes dries up, I will take your cheap car, give it a little shine, TURN THAT S*MBITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY A**!! IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL......................................WHAT THE ROCK...............is cookin'

His music comes back on and some of the crowd look disappointed because they do not want to see jobbers fighting again.

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