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Date Posted: 10:36:02 11/13/99 Sat
Author: Brian "Hammer" Steel
Subject: I AM THE F*CKIN' PEOPLE'S CHAMPION D*MMIT!

Brian Steel is in the locker room drinking a bottle of Dr. Pepper with his face on it. He is wearing a Brian Steel shirt and Brian Steel Nike's. He has Brian Steel sweat pants and Brian Steel sun glasses.

Brian Steel- Wahahaha! Just take a f*cking look at me Mr.Miavia! I have tons of fans! I have all this Brian Steel s*hit and I'm raking in money as I speak! You have like what? Two fans world wide? Who gives a damn! Your going to be living on 28th street with those dirty hobos after I kick your ass!

JR- I know! I hate Mr.Miavia too! How bad are you going to kick his ass?

Brian Steel- Really bad! For you JR I think I'll make him bleed! There's no stoping me!

JR- Look at all this s*it. Wow, Brian "Hammer" Steel jersey's and shoes. Your way better than Mr.Miavia.

Brian Steel- I know and the Mr.Miavia haters club asked me to speak at an important dinner tonight! 1,000 dollars a plate! Want to come JR?

JR- I would but this job pays next to nothing so I can't.

Brian Steel- But I can! These guy's pay me money every time I call Mr.Miavia another name. Hey Miavia, your a loser! Ya see that? Do you here the cash register ringing?

JR- Hey, I do hear it. I see you got on the Dr.Pepper cans.

Brian Steel- Oh yeah, that's nothing. But it does beat the s*it out of that crappy Smackdown juice or what ever!

JR- I know! I took a sip of that stuff and threw up!

Brian Steel- Yeah. I don't like you anymore leave.

JR packs up and leaves.

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