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Date Posted: 14:00:43 11/13/99 Sat
Author: CaffeineBoy
Subject: DeCaff-X's Represenative.

CaffeineBoy walks into the front of the arena, where he clears his throat and says he has an announcement to make:

CaffeineBoy: For the millions of my fans around the globe, and the thousands that will be in attendance-I have an announcement to make.

You see, GCW is having a Royal Rumble to determine the No. 1 Contender for the world title, well you all know who is hunting for the gold-me.

So, I will enter the Royal Rumble as DeCaffeination-X's REPRESENTATIVE!

(crowd around looks and explodes)

You see, going into a Royal Rumble is not easy, but I DO know that someone will get their ass whipped, and that man is going to be Todd Terrific, at DEATH PILGRIMAGE, BECAUSE I AM THE MAN THAT WILL WALK OUT WITH THE NO. 1 CONTENDER SLOT, THEN THE WORLD TITLE!

First, I'm going to throw every single damn pretender out of the ring, and the execs will have no choice but to APPOINT ME AS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER. Secondly, at Death Pilgrimage, I'll face Terrific, and I WILL STOMP A BIG FAT MUDHOLE IN HIS ASS, and then the execs will get down on their knees in front of me, BOW TO THE MASTER, AND HAND ME THE F*CKING WORLD TITLE BELT!

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