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Date Posted: 10:32:37 11/14/99 Sun
Author: General X
Subject: General X speaks on a few things....

(The screen opens up infront of the stadium where Global Meltdown is going to take place.A tank pulls up and the General gets out.Bob the guard is standing at the doorway.)

General X:Hey Bob.

Bob:Hey General.Have you come to train some more?

General X:More?I haven't been training at all.Who needs to train to fight a little dumba** like Todd Terrible?

Bob:Terrific.

General X:I know, but he's a terrible wrestler.Hence, Todd Terrible.

Bob:Good point.

General X:I know.

(The General walks inside and to the ring.He grabs a mic.)

General X:You know....

(The fans go wild.)

General X:Todd Terrible....

(The fans are going crazy.)

General X:Says that I'm only acting like a big shot because of my rank as a General.

(The fans boo at what Todd said.)

General X:Now....

Chicks in the crowd:We love you!!!!

General X:And I love you back.

(The fans laugh and cheer wildly.)

General X:Now when I came here, I knew I wasn't going to get respect by anyone in the fed, mainly because I know how many jobbers think they're somthing to beg for.They're just jobbers and have probably been put down all their life, now they're trying to get back at the world starting with me, acting like they can kick your ass.

(They fans are yelling sh** about nobody being able to even hurt the General.)

General X:I know, I know.They're stupid retards.

(The General starts to leave with the mic.)

General X:I'm leaving now, but I'll be back to kick some a**.Cheer if you know Todd is going to lose.

(Everyone cheers.)

General X:Todd, your way out of line, challenging me just because I wouldn't join your lame little team.

(The General throws the mic and drives away in his bada** tank.The screen fades to black.)

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