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Date Posted: 17:47:44 11/14/99 Sun
Author: Chris King
Subject: I'm the new guy (Corey "The Cooker" Cookson read)

**The camera is wandering around backstage getting comments by various wrestlers. The back door opens and light pours in. The cameraman goes blind for a brief second then the door closes. There is a man standing there.**

Cameraman - Who the hell are you?

Chris King - I'm Chris King.

Cameraman - How come I've never heard of ya?

Chris King - Shut your fat mouth and aim that damn thing at me you hillbilly.

**The cameraman (even though pissed) turns the camera toward Chris King.**

Cameraman - Talk.

Chris King - Good afternoon. This go's out to all the execs and wrestlers as well. My name is Chris King. I'm a wrestler searching for a good e-fed. I think I may have found one. I can only hope they let me in.

Cameraman - Which fed?

Chris King - Are you stupid or something? This fed! GCW! You moron.

Cameraman - Ok. Why this fed?

Chris King - Yep, you're stupid. Because I like this fed. It seems ok to me and I see it has a lot of talented wrestlers currently employed.

Cameraman - Uh huh. Now who are you again?

Chris King - I told you retard I am Chris King!

Cameraman - I've never heard of you.

Chris King - F--k you. Your doing this on purpose aren't you?

Cameraman - Doing what?

Chris King - Never mind Forest. The point is I think this fed rocks and I want in.

Cameraman - Is that all?

Chris King - No my dim witted friend that is not all. I would like to go straight for the title like most new wrestlers but instead I'm going to work my way up starting with Corey "The Cooker" Cookson. I've been watching him on T.V. and I really don't like him. I saw him in IAW and didn't like him then either.

Cameraman - Is that all?

Chris King - Yes, that's all. Now go point that thing else where.

**The stupid cameraman walks away leaving Chris King very angry. **

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