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Date Posted: 01:27:18 11/15/99 Mon
Author: The Shadow
Subject: Everyone including Dude Dammage, read.

(The cops arrive on the scene as a bank is being robbed.Within seconds there are over 30 cop cars surrounding the bank.The robber has 7 hostages.The situation is utter chaos.All of a sudden, a dark cloud comes over the bank as a thunder strom begins.A strike of lightning crashes into the bank.Where the lightning had hit now stands, The Shadow.)

Shadow:Well done Minion.

Minion:Thank you master.

(A negotiator walks in with two large pizzas and a medikit.The negotiator turns around to show he is unarmed.)

Negotiator:You asked for pizzas and a medikit for the hostages?

Minion:Yes!Now back off!

Shadow:Wait just a second.We will not do any negotiations until this document is signed and handed back to me.

(The negotiator signs the document.)

Shadow:Excellent.What can we do for you?

Negotiator:You'll get what ever you want, but we'll need a hostage so we'll know we can trust you, just as a sign of good faith.

Shadow:You'll get one hostage.

(The Shadow points to one of the hostages.The hostage gets up and runs out the door.)

Shadow:Now go make your plans while we make ours.

(The negotiator leaves.The Shadow looks over the hostages, he sees one is injured, he walks over to him.The Shadow puts his hand on the injured hostages forehead, suddenly the wounds heal.)

Shadow:Is that better?

Hostage:Yes, thank you.

Shadow:Just don't take me for a hero.How did this happen?

Hostage:Um....

Shadow:Was it the cross-fire from the cops or the robber?

Hostage:The robber.

Shadow:Okay.

(The Shadow walks over to Minion.)

Shadow:I told you not to hurt the hostages.

Minion:Sorry master.

(The negotiator comes back in.)

Negotiator:Have you come up with your de-(He's cut off by the Shadow.)

Shadow:We want a cameraman and we want to go on the air....live.

Negotiator:Okay.

(The negotiator leaves.A few minutes later a cameraman comes in and sets up to go on live.The cameraman turns on the camera.)

Shadow:This goes out to everyone in GCW.I The Shadow am already the best and I haven't even had any matches yet.AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!You people are pathetic!!!!

Minion:Yeah, pathetic!AAHHAHAHAAAA!

Shadow:I have an open challenge to anyone who feels like being humiliated.Like I said before in my arrival, those who challenge me, become my slaves, I'll be starting a team, it's called "The Minions Of Shadow".If I find you worthy, I'll sign a match with you, the rules will be, if I win, you join, if I happen to lose, you walk, or you can just spare me my precious time and join without a fight.

(The Shadow raises his hands in the air, there is a crash of lightning.Now 5 minions stand behind The Shadow with uzis.The minions run outside and start shooting at the cops.The Shadow continues talking.)

Shadow:I'm not like some of you out there.I'm not going to wait around for someone to challenge me.My first challenge, to join my team of my minions is Dude Dammage.If you accept, you will have the distinct honor, of joining my side.Now there are pluses to joining my minions.Me and my minions will watch your back at all times, if you need help in a match, just say so and when I get a belt, you will have the option of challenging me, however, if you lose, me and my minions will make it a living hell for you here at GCW and you will be banned from my team and will no longer have the comfort of knowing that I am watching your back, but still, you would have to be a fool not to want to join.Me and my minions are like one big happy family.

(The Shadow walks up to the doorway to see how the gunfight is going.Bullets hit him every second that he stands there.)

Shadow:Fools.

(The Shadow raises his hands in the air and then points to one of the cop cars.A crash of lightning hits the cop car and it explodes injuring almost all the cops, the few remaining run away.)

Minions:Yeah!!!!

(The minions cheer for the Shadow and compliment him on his great work.)

Shadow:I know.Of course.Look out GCW, The Shadow has come.

(There is a big crash of lightning, it hits The Shadow and his minions.When the smoke clears and they are nowhere to be seen.)

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