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Date Posted: 11:00:53 11/16/99 Tue
Author: Mat Blaster
Subject: LOD's last blast

(Mat Blaster and Triple V are signing autographs at a local card show.)

MB: I hate doing these damn shows Vicki. It is great to see all the Beautiful People but this seems so tacky

VVV: How do you think I feel at least you get the kids who look up to you. I get the old men who look down my top.

(A little boy walks up wearing a LOD T-shirt.)

MB: What the hell is that kid?

Little Boy: It is the shirt my dad gave me, he loves Iceman.

MB: Son take that shirt off and put this society shirt on. Then go with Triple V, I have to talk to your dad for a little bit.

(boy leaves with vicki)

Dad: What the hell do you want?
(Mat grabs the man by the neck not to do damage just to move him closer)

MB: I want you to lay off the sauce. I will give you the credit of being a drunk instead of a dumbass. Do you want your son to grow up a scrub like all the LOD. LOD stands for Losers On Demand. They are the GCW scrubs that they put against the great wrestlers. You don't want your son to live his whole life in the trailer parks starring on the Jerry Springer show do you. Well that is the impression your giving him.

(boy and Vicki come back)

Boy: Daddy his lady has the two biggest
Dad: son
BOY: what I was going to say the two biggest scoops of Ice cream I have ever seen.
(Vicki and the boy both have Ice Cream cones)

MB: Son you want to be one of the beautiful people and join the Society don't you.

BOY: Yeah, I want some destruction

MB: Great here are some gifts from the society

(mat fills a bag with SOD merchandise and boy and dad leave)

MB: Vicki, That is it, Friday we take out the LOD once and for all. Before they really screw with peoples minds.
(Blaster turns to the camera)

MB: Hotshot, Major Pain, Iceman, your mystery partner and the rest of you scrubs. THE SOCIETY HAS LEFT YOU ALONE BECAUSE YOUR NO THREAT BUT NOW DURING THE STABLE MATCH WE ARE FININSHING CAREERS. FRIDAY WILL BE THE LOD'S LAST BLAST

(Blaster looks away)

MB: Vicki, can you believe the prez is even selling LOD crap. This fed will try to sell anything. This Prez is as greed as Vince was
(camera fades)

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