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Date Posted: 12:38:23 11/17/99 Wed
Author: Chris King
Subject: I want a U.S. Title match at the ppv.

Chris King is backstage on a lawn chair sipping on a beer. He's watching Xena.

Chris King: Damn these b*tches are hot.

He see's the cameraman and calls him over.

Chris King: Hey, come here. I want a title. Corey is gay and I'm going to beat his a** with one hand. I see there is an open spot for the U.S. Title and some fat lazy hippie is holding over his shoulder cause it can't fit around his fat waist. So I'll do him a favor and take it from him and wear it like a man.

Cameraman: Yeah f*cking right. You can't beat the Dude.

Chris King: Hey shut the f*ck up! I do what I want a**hole. I'm going to rip his head off and shove it up his fat a**. Then I'll take my title and go home. All Dude has to do is have the balls to sign the f*cking match.

Cameraman: Oh yeah, he'll sign it. Then he'll murder you.

Chris King: IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO SHUT UP ONE MORE TIME YOUR GOING TO EAT THAT F*CKING CAMERA! Now get the f*ck out of my face before I kick your fat a** all around the building.

The Cameraman walks away.

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