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Date Posted: 22:16:33 12/12/99 Sun
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: General X read!

(The scene opens with the Canadian flag on the screen and "One Man Army" by Our Lady Peace is playing in the background.The Cooker suddenly appears holding the Caandian flag and T.V. title over his shoulder,he begins to speak).

Cooker:Listen you old fogie and turn up your hearing aide because I'm not saying it again,I would put T.V. title on the line if I could but there is a rule out saying I can't until the pay-per view where Static has the number one contenders spot.Don't worry I won't talk bad about your wife or America but sorry I ahve to talk bad about you because if I didn't what would the subject of the roleplay be.The undefeated Cooker will grace you with his presence on Tuesday but I don't think you realize who the hell I am.I'm the undisputed T.V. champion and a Canadian legend,I don' t look at American history all that much but I don't see you on the heroes list.Go ask some of my former opponets to scout the match and they'll tell you three things I'm the best there is,the best there was,and the best there ever will be.No,I'm just joking so don't go saying I'm pulling a Mr.Miavia but with Bret Hart.General X I will go Catty-Whompous on your ass on tuesday but I won't make it personal because thats what the Prez,fans,and promoters want us to do because it would be a good feud to see probably the two biggest patroits in the GCW go at it;but I'm caught up in other feuds with Static,Chris King,Todd Terrific and me and Mack will probably go for the tag titles seeing as Raw Power and those two Curcuit punks aren't that much of a competition.General X you're a mook but not a grade "A" mook like some of the other people I've just mentioned.You're more of a "D" and believe me that's a good thing.So on tuesday I gaurantee that you'll realize why I'm the legend known as........................................ the Cooker.

(He gives the cooker spaniel sign as "One Man army" hits and the camera fades out on the Canadian flag).

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