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Date Posted: 09:31:49 12/13/99 Mon
Author: General X
Subject: Cooker read....


(The screen opens up in front of a door with an American flag on it.The flag reads "General X".The door opens and the cameraman walks in.)

General X:Where's Jeff?

Cameraman:He had to go to the dentist.Let's get this show on the road.

General X:Ok.Cooker, I don't see where you could possibly be a legend.I fought in wars that saved thousands, even millions of American lives.I noticed all you did was win a crummy belt, which I know can only be put up on pay-per-view, but you have a good chance of winning.I think feuding is a good thing job-wise, but I like to just fight and move on, so I can't spend time just going after you.You see, you're going to be my second win on my "five-win" list.I know what you're thinking, why make a list about five win list?Well, Tood Terrific says that I have to beat five guys in order to get another belt shot.Now Dude Dammage has a two titles, I figured why don't I get one and then keep going for the world title.So after the pay-per-view, I'd really like to kick your ass again, but for the belt.You know you have two titles?Yup, T.V title and - although there may not be any gold - the title of being undefeated, but nothing lasts forever.True, it's a title that I unfortunetly can't acquire, it is however a title that I can strip....and that's just what I'm going to do.

(The screen fades to black as the cameraman leaves and the General closes the door.)


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