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Date Posted: 09:22:48 11/09/99 Tue
Author: General X
Subject: Hey Mr.Miavia...

(The Screen opens up infront of a door with an American flag that reads "General X" on it.The cameraman Jeff, opens the door, walks in and sits down.The General is doing push-ups.


General X:Hey Jeff.

Jeff:Hey General.

General X:Thanks for coming.

Jeff:No problem.I'm so glad you're not an a**hole like that Rock reject, he's treats his cameramen and interviewers like dogsh**.

General X:He can't help it, he has to pick on people that are littler than him because he's a jobber and he will never be able to beat me.He even thinks he's a bigshot now because the President is letting him go for a lame belt that he bitched and whined for.Hee hee hee.What a loser!!I think the Prez is letting him go for the Jobbers title just to shut his whiney a** up!!Waaaaahahahahahahaaa!!

Jeff:It's the Peoples title.

General X:So, I call it the Jobbers title because it's a belt for the jobbers, it was requested by a jobber and the jobbers are going for it, I think it's beacause they're the only jobbers in GCW so they can't get to the belts that the REAL wrestlers are going for.

Jeff:I see what you mean.Who's going for the Jobbers title again?

General X:I thought you'd know.

Jeff:Mrs.Miavia.

General X:Mr.Miavia.

Jeff:Yeah I know, but his balls are too small to be a man and he acts like a little school girl that was offended in a small way.

General X:Good point.So Mrs.Miavia is going for the Jobbers title.Hee hee hee.

Jeff:Hee hee hee.

(They both sit there and laugh and roar about Mrs.Miavia and all the jobbers that are going for the Jobbers title as the screen fades to black.)

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