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Date Posted: 22:38:37 11/09/99 Tue
Author: Mystery man
Subject: Mystery man laughing his a** off!!

The camera cuts to scene where we see a handsome, muscular young man opens up a can of "Smackbottom Soda". He takes a packet of "Smackbottom Crackers" and munches away. He then tunes in to "Smackbottom Channel and watches the Monday Event with great anticipation. As the event starts, the myetery man yawns away as two boring jobbers fill up the card of Monday's event. After an hour later, the main event started and the mystery man watched it with great anticipation. Within a few minutes, Brainless Steel got eliminated. The man laughed his a** off. He just can't stop laughing to see the man with no brains fighting for the title.

Mystery Man: What a shame!! And he wants to fight me for the people's title. Not only will the people be bored but even your fat momma will be bored too. I wonder if that jabroni knows how to wrestle.

Soon after, the camera fades to black. Hmmm, who the hell is the mystery man. is he the Great One?

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