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Date Posted: 16:31:24 11/10/99 Wed
Author: MAT BLASTER
Subject: DUDE DAMMAGE AND THE LOD

(Todd Terrific, Triple V and Mat Blaster get out of a limo as reporters swamp them with questions)

Reporter: So Mat Blaster, You have another shot at a belt on Friday and to give this seemingly unstoppable force Dude Dammage his first lose.

MB: First thing to The Dude, you got lucky you, f#cking punk, but Friday I'm not going after some pussy made up Internet Belt, I'm going after your GOD DAMN HEAD. And that's all the Blaster has to say about that.

MB: NOw let me talk about the LOD, Lots OF Dog$h!t. You think that The Blaster has forgot about your punkasses, think again. Starting Frinday the society is going to take you out one at a time, until you except a stable match, so we can get rid of all of you at once. Hotshot your mine in the cage so don't plan on being in any matches except BED PAN BATTLE ROYALS for a long damn time. So if any of your buddies have the hair on their ass to take on the society we have a little suprise for ya.

reporter: With two of the top stars in the GCW, why has the Society been unable to get any Gold.

MB: What the hell are you talking about, we have been in one title match and that was a fluck. Todd Terrific will be the World Champ. I will be the Hardcore Champ and The beautiful people's Internet Champ. And if I feel like it, I might become Tag Team Champ.

Reporter: Really, The Society might go for the Tag Belts, but with Todd training for the World title match does he really want to start something as big as a quest for the Tag Belts.

MB: Who said I need a partner. But I have someone in mind, if he wants gold we will have gold. Now get the hell out of my way.

(Mat Blaster walks into the Restraunt with the other members of the Society.)

Reporter: Who is he talking about as a partner, I guess General X, or hell I don't know but folks I promise this isn't the end of this story.

(camera fades)

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