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Date Posted: 07:02:22 11/11/99 Thu
Author: Who else but the people's soon-to-be champ
Subject: To the no-brainer of GCW, Brian (Part 1)

The scene opens in the billion dollar GCW Gym where we see Mr Miavia sit up from lifting weights and pat his face with a small towel. He notices the cameraman and Michael Cole walks up and he takes out a little hankie and wipes his sweaty forehead. MC pulls up a small stool and sits on it, facing Mr Miavia. He holds up a mic and speaks.

MC: (Unwillingly) Hello Miavia and.......

Mr Miavia: Shut your DAMN MOUTH JABRONI! What the hell do you want?

MC: (He gulps) An interview... I'm just doing my job...

Mr Miavia: Okay... Go ahead... But Mr Miavia needs to finish building up the People's Pectorials...

MC: Okay... The people's contender, Brian, told you that he will be bringing someone to watch his back... What do you say?

Mr Miavia: That no-brainer?... Hmmm... I don't know about this fellow... But I do know that he is a useless idiot. Mr Miavia says this. He can bring whoever he likes, whenever he likes but I can guaran-DAMN-tee it that Brian will be bringing in his 2 fat momma and poppa to the ring. And when he does that, it doesn't make any difference. So what the HELL?

MC: Wow... Well... I noticed that you are all ready for the match...

Mr Miavia: IT DOESN'T MATTER JABRONI!!

Suddenly, the camera blacked out and out came the commercials.

To be continued.....

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