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Date Posted: 14:43:19 11/11/99 Thu
Author: The LOD
Subject: SOD READ THIS YOU GAY PUNK ASSES!

***The screen opens in a bar. All the LOD members including General X, Mayhem and their manager Mr. Freeze are playing pool and Iceman's gf Kristy is keeping score. Then they see the camrea man***

[Iceman finishes his can of beer then he crushes the can using 2 fingers.]

Iceman: Ok, SOD, now Mr. Freeze here told me that you guys want a Stables Match 3 on 3? How is that a stables match? when we have 7 guys in our stable (8 if you count General X)If you want a true stables match it would be all of us against all of you how ever many you have. but since you are to afraid to take on all of us we will accept your 3 on 3 challange. we have voted who our 3 will be. They are Me, Hotshot and a mystery partner. in our match you will find out who he is. he is a soon to be LOD member. SOD, we will kick your asses so hard you will join the rest of the sod on my lawn I mow every week. See you in hell!

[the bartender throws Iceman a beer and Iceman drinks it all and then gets back to the pool game]

Hotshot: Mat, when we fight in the cage match for the United States Title I promise you I will kick your ass all over the ring and all over the cage. I won't even need the LOD to help me. Then when you are on your knees begging me not to kick your ass more I will spit on your sorry ass and then make you feel the wrath of ABSOLUTE ZERO! and then you will be flat on your ass and I will climb up that cage. when I get to the top I will salute THE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF THE LOD'S FANS and then I will climb to the floor and walk away as The NEW LOD/GCW UNITED STATES CHAMP! See ya in hell Mat!

[The LOD members all look at a TV that shows the 2 SOD members doing one of their shitty roleplays for GCW!]

Iceman: SOD, This is what we think of your gay asses!

[Tommy Hardcore shoots the 8 bal lablled SOD into a pocket labled LOD]

{They all grab a beer abd break their cues}

***The LOD leaves the bar to go beat up SOD!!***

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