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Date Posted: 23:56:07 11/11/99 Thu
Author: Dude Dammage
Subject: Millennium Bug

Inside a computer store, Dude Dammage is walking around with the cameraman following him.

DD: I suppose you're wondering why The Dude is walking around a fancy computer store like this. Well, everyone seems to be worried about this little thing called the Millennium Bug. They're all concerned that it could mean widespread chaos, power outages, water and food shortages, nukes takin' out everyone. The Dude knows this isn't gonna happen and as far as Mat Blaster and his girlfriend Todd Teriffic goes, The Dude knows that Blaster's sh---in' his pants over the Y2K Bug messin' up his stocks and Teriffic's worried about losing all of his Mommy's money.

Dammage suddenly slams his fist into a computer monitor, smashing it into several pieces.

DD: You girls have something more to worry about than the Millennium Bug, you've got the Y2D after your asses. Blaster, The Dude'll see you Friday, jaboner!

A security guard arrives and says, "Hey, mister, you'll have to pay for that!"

DD: Sure, whatever. (Takes out a huge wad of money, peels off a few bills and hands them over to the officer) When you're the US Internet Champion of the World, havin' the belts aren't the only perk, If you get The Dude's drift!!

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