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Date Posted: 09:49:38 11/12/99 Fri
Author: Mr Miavia
Subject: Mockery of Brian

Brian Steel's music blasts real f*cking loud and the people thought that Brian Steel is coming to the ring. But actually, the one who comes out is Mr Miavia and not Brian!! Mr Miavia is wearing Brian's wrestling gear from head to toe and he is carrying a mic and a glass of milk.

Mr Miavia: (Acting and talking like Brian but in a retard way) I was sitting in the back hanging out you know, driking a couple of cold milk and having a great time.

The fans are laughing as Mr Miavia mimics Brian.

(Just like Brian) Mr Miavia takes a sip of his milk. Suddenly, Mr Miavia rips off the wrestling gear, tears it into pieces and goes under the ring and takes out a paper bag which says, "Smackbottom Bag". He then takes out an elbow pad, his silk shirt, his shades and not to forget his 24k gold necklace and his rolex as well. He puts them on one by one and it is not long before he starts to speak.

Mr Miavia: The one and only reason why I tore Brian's wrestling gear was because of the fact that it simply SUCKS!! I don't wear cheap stuff and looking at it, it seems that you're a poor SOB. So here I am back with my wrestling gear. Now, let's get down to serious business. Brian, you come out here and tell Mr Miavia that you're having a baseball bat under the ring. As a matter of fact, it doesn't matter if you put that under the ring, on the ring, in the ring or on your momma's shoulders. Mr Miavia says this, you can bring any damn thing you like and when you bring your bat in, I will hold it up to the light........give it a little shine........TURN THAT SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS....AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY A**!! If you smelllalalallalalalalou......whar Mr Miavia....is cookin!!

Mr Miavia's music hits the arena and before he leaves, he flexes his muscles and raises his eyebrows. As for the camera, it fades........to..........black........

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