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Date Posted: 10:30:03 11/12/99 Fri
Author: Brian "Hammer" Steel
Subject: The Brian "Hammer" Steel Show - Today's episode: Mr.Miavia

The show comes back from commercial. The audience applause. Brian "Hammer" Steel comes back out and sets in his chair behind his desk.

Brian "Hammer" Steel- Thank you! Welcome back folks to the Brian "Hammer" Steel show I am the host Brian Steel. Ok, first of all we are going to talk about this lammer who is totally un original of course I'm talking about-

Audience- Mr.Miavia!! Wooooooooooooo!!!

Brian Steel- Right! Ok, before we begin I would like to get some feedback from our viewers. To give us your thoughts on this "Mr.Miavia" call 1-800-hammer-1. Ok, let's take our first caller.

Brian pushes a button on the phone.

Brian Steel- Hello caller. What do think about Mr.Miavia?

Caller- I think he's best ya roodie poo candy @ss! They should make the Mr.Miavia Show!

Audience- Boo!!

Brian Steel- Can we trace that call? Oh we can. Hold on a minute folks I'm receiving word from backstage..hold on... folks, they traced it and it was Mr.Miavia himself! Ok, time for one more call then we move on.

Brian pushes the button

Brian Steel- Talk to me.

Caller- Hello, my name is Bill Tompson and I'm the president of the Mr.Miavia haters club, our organization has grown form a couple guy's in a basement that hate Mr.Miavia to a large corporation of people that really hate the freak! I just want to say that I hope you make Mr.Miavia shed blood!

Brian Steel- You bet your @ss I will. Ok, let's bring out Mr.Miavia!

Crowed boos

A man dressed like Mr.Miavia (cheap sun glasses, removable knee pad) comes out with a glass of smackbottom juice.

Brian Steel- Hello Rock...er uh Mr.Miavia..welcome to the Brian Steel show.

Mr.Miavia- It's good to be here Brian. I can't wait until our match! Your going to lay a smackdown on my buttocks!

Brian Steel- Yeah. So, why are you gay?

Mr.Miavia- I just am! Want to see my finisher? The People's Knee? It's really dumb! I just got this removable knee pad to do it a lot faster.

Brian Steel- Well it's still very stupid just like you are.

Mr.Miavia- I know.

Brian Steel- Well, that's all we have for you tonight thanks for watching bye bye!

The show stops.

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