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Date Posted: 00:24:28 11/13/99 Sat
Author: General X
Subject: Re: Hey Demons, and everyone else
In reply to: 28th Street 's message, "Hey Demons, and everyone else" on 22:00:32 11/12/99 Fri

(The screen opens up in the General's office.The General is sitting down.Mrs.X walks in.)

Mrs.X:Major Pain is here to see you.

General X:Send him in please.

Mrs.X:Okay.

(Mrs.X walks out as Major Pain walks in.)

Major Pain:Hello General.

General X:Hello Major.What can I do for you?

Major Pain:I've come to warn you that a couple of bums that live on 28th street are challenging you.

General X:Warn?*smile*

(They both look at each other for a minute.)

General X:WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Major Pain:WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(They both roar with laughter at the thought of anybody needing to be "warned" about these bums.)

Major Pain:*sigh*That's rich.

General X:But they aren't!

General X:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Major Pain:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(They roar with laughter.)

General X:I might want to talk to them.Where do they live?

Major Pain:They live ON 28th street!!!!

General X:WAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Major Pain:WAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(They both laugh so hard they pass out from lack of oxygen.A few minutes later, they wake up.)

General X:Haihehehehe.
Major Pain:Hoooooooooo.

Major Pain:See ya later.

General X:Later.*wave*

(The screen fades to black as the General starts to fill out some papers.)

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