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Date Posted: 22:00:59 10/31/99 Sun
Author: Dude Dammage
Subject: Training for Lou??? Whatever

The scene opens up in a local dancing establishment Dude Dammage is in-between training sessions for Friday's Hardcore match with Lou.

A fine looking blonde is dancing on the table in front of the Dude and he is surrounded by other beautiful women, all wanting to be right next to him, shoving and pushing for position.

DD: Hey, hey!! There's plenty of the Dude to go around, ladies. I don't have a lot of time here anyway, since I'm in "training" to take on this wuss, Lou-ie, on Friday.

Suddenly, a large biker wannabe walks up to Dude Dammage and makes the mistake of opening his mouth.

Biker: Hey!! Some other people would like to enjoy the ladies as well!!

DD: Well, let me know when they get here.

The biker grabs Dammage by the shirt and pulls him up, and CRASH! is immediately cracked in the skull by Dude's beer bottle.

DD: Nobody CUTS the Dude off from his beer and babes, jaboner!!! Here, let me help you up off the floor.

Dammage picks up the biker and WHAM! smaches his head onto the table as the women scatter.

DD: Now, Lou, you might think you and the Klap are hot sh--, but, the Dude's here now, and he isn't plannin' on goin' anywhere, except to the can....be right back.

Dammage grabs the biker and heads to the restroom, there are loud crashes and screeching, and then the Dude walks out, cracking his neck.

DD: Now, where was I? Oh yeah! C'mere ladies, the Dude needs to get back to training. (Dude picks up a full bottle of beer and sits back down with the ladies) Lou, see ya on Friday, If you get the Dude's drift!

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