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Date Posted: 18:54:51 11/01/99 Mon
Author: The Hardcore Icon
Subject: Pure Mayhem

Fade in- Small city, 2:00 A.M. The streets are almost dead with one or two cars passing per every five minutes. The wind is howling and the cool night air send a chill up the cameraman's back. He shudders and keeps walking. He comes to a stop in front of an ally. He turns his car off and gets out. Then he goes around to the trunk and gets his camera. He closes the trunk and a hooker approches him.

Hooker - Hey honey want to have a private party in your car?

Cameraman - Oh, sorry baby. You do have a nice @$$ bu tI have to go do an interview.

Hooker- That's ok I can wait honey.

Camerman - What's your name?

Hooker - Lisa.

Cameraman - Well hi Lisa I'm-

He gets interupted by a large steel door opening. a man comes out.

Man - You from GCW right?

Cameraman - Uh yeah. Who are you?

Man - Come on in. I'm Laurence the bouncer.

Cameraman - Bouncer?

Man - Yeah, of the Ngithlife Club.

The cameraman walks around the corner to see he's at a big night club.

Cameraman - Oh, so I am.

Man - Right this way.

He leads the cameraman through the ally and into the club. The go over to a large table where big six foot ten Mayhem sits with three hot women who are all over him.

Cameraman - I'm Bill form GCW. You called for an interview?

Mayhem - Dammit you asshole. I called for you over three hours ago.

Mayhem looks pissed and the camerman looks scared.

Mayhem - Turn that piece of shit on.

The cmaeraman turns oin his camera and aims it at Mayhem.

Mayhem - Ehem, Sherrif, who ever the f*ck you think you are, you have almost everybody back in the locker room wanting to break your ugly face in. I don't know why but I'm going to do the same Friday when you and I fight for the T.V. Title. I'm going to sit down with the Prez. and have a little chat. I'll tell him not to let any of your WAC bitches run out and help your sorry ass. No more back stabing you f*cking rats! You motherf*ckers got to show and prove now! ME AND YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!

By now the whole club is staring at him

Mayhem - What?! Don't looks at me asshole go back to your gay dancing!

The cameraman looks really scared

Mayhem - ...and you. Get outa here.

The camera shuts off and the cameraman goes back into the dark dangerous city.

Camerman - What a mouth on that guy! Geez.. Hey! Where did Lisa go? Oh well..f*c her.

He gets on his car and drives away.

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