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Date Posted: 22:20:44 11/01/99 Mon
Author: Dude Dammage
Subject: The end of days are here, Lou

Tuesday, at a house show in the Sanford Arena, Mean Gene stands alone in the ring.

MG: The man I'm about to introduce has certainly turned a lot of heads here in GCW, some of them off their bodies, I'm talking about DUDE DAMMAGE!

Instantly, the light go dim, "Angry Chair" begins to play, and the crowd leaps to their feet as Dude Dammage appears spotlighted in the runway. He is holding what appears to be a crash-test dummy over his shoulder and he walks down to the ring, climbs in and hitches up the dummy in a corner.

MG: Dude Dammage, you've made quite an entrance here in GCW and already you have an important hardcore match Friday against Lou of the Kliq. What are your thoughts on that match and what's up with the dummy?

DD, looking sternly: Peeeeeeiiiinnnn Gene! Now before The Dude answers your little questions, he's got one for you--do you like beer or some other adult beverage?

MG: Well....yes

DD: That's what I thought, the smell that's comin' out of your mouth is f---in' rancid, P-HEW! (laughs come out of the crowd) Now to answer your questions, of course The Dude is lookin' forward to punkin' that runt, Lou, and using his worthless Kliq-kissin'-ass carcass as a stepping stone to the next level. As far as the dummy is concerned, well, Lou, and anyone else foolish enough to get in the ring with The Dude watch carefully.

Dammage immediately runs into the dummy propped up in the corner, puts up the dummy on top of the turnbuckle, climbs up to and puts it into what appears to be a belly-to-belly suplex position, leaps off backwards and slams the dummy onto the mat. He gets up and goes back to Mean Gene.

DD: THAT IS MAXIMUM DAMMAGE, LOU, AND YOUR END OF DAYS!!! IF YOU GET THE DUDE'S DRIFT!!!

"Angry Chair" kicks in as Dude Dammage kicks the dummy's head off and it flies into the throng of screaming fans.

MG: And now here's a public service announcement from Athletes Against Violence.......

(scene fades)

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