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Date Posted: 16:30:07 11/02/99 Tue
Author: Clifford Stailbet with Mr. Blank
Subject: the U.S. belt is mine

*Clifford Stailbert and Mr. Blank come out from the back. They get into the ring and Mr. Blank gets the mic.*

Mr. Blank- Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the house that Clifford Stailbert Standards built. I want everyone in the arena to sit down, face forward, and shut up while Clifford Stailbert is speaking. Comprende?

Clifford Stailbert- Thank you Mr. Blank, I have been imformed that there will be a battle royal for the US title belt. How efficent. Because I am in need of a belt. And this will be a perfect way to aquire one. So this goes to the other 6 wrestlers who will be selected for the battle royal: good luck. Because you will need it. When it comes to a brawl Clifford Stailbert always comes out on top. And the prez might pick some other good contenders but at the Clifford Stailbert Standard none of them are contenders. And this goes out to the wrestler who is the last wrestler to be eliminated: I'm sorry. Because when it's one on one at the end of a grueling battle royal, I will tear you to shreads. And I'm not talkin about those dinky shreads that your grandma makes, I'm talkin about the Clifford Stailbert Standard shreads.

*Clifford Stailbert drops the mic and they both exit the ring and walk backstage.*

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