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Date Posted: 18:18:16 11/02/99 Tue
Author: DeCaff-X
Subject: It's time for a Big Time Ass-Whupping, and LOD...

DeCaffeination-X is at the ticket stand, signing autographs and posing for pictures.

Fan: So, has the LOD accepted your challenge?

Brick: I really think the spineless wussies don't have the guts to face us.

Stone: I mean, we're just two guys that can wrestle, and what are they?
OOOOH THE LEGION OF DOOM!

Brick: They're so frightening! hahahaha Well the way we all see it, is if they want to face us, and go two on two with the best...

Stone: They're gonna get their collective asses whupped, that's what.

CaffeineBoy: As for my match with PUPPA SMILEY...
HAHAHAHA

Well he won't be making people smile, after I take this fist of mine here, and drive it into his face, knocking out all his goddamn POLISHED SMILEY TEETH!

And when I'm done with him, no he's not going to be my slave, instead he'll be the PUBLIC PUNCHING BAG FOR ALL OF YOU FANS!!!

(crowd around turns and cheers)

CaffeineBoy: So, at Destruction, I'm gonna stomp a BIG FAT MUDHOLE IN HIS ASS, and the crowd can join in right after I DROP HIM FOR THE THREE COUNT, SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! I'll THROW HIM OUT OF THE F*CKING RING, RIGHT INTO THE CROWD, and DECAFF-X WILL HOLD HIM DOWN AS YOU ALL GET TO STEP UP TO GET TO STOMP YOUR OWN PERSONAL MUDHOLE IN HIS ASS!

So, at Destruction, I face Puppa Smiley, and the Brick & Stone Connection faces ANY TWO OF THE LOD, and hell if they don't want to fight, we'll still beat them down, because when you mess with us, you're stepping into OUR HOUSE, THE RING... not your little $2.00 cardboard box on the side of the alleyway that serves as a pisspot for all the rabid dogs running by.

(DeCaff-X laughs and goes back to signing autographs)

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