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Date Posted: 15:55:24 11/04/99 Thu
Author: The Hardcore Icon
Subject: The Hardcore Icons (Hakeem, Mat Blaster, Sherrif, everybody else read)

(-- The lights dim and pyro blows up scaring the living crap out of the crowd. The Hardcore Icons theme plays and out steps Mayhem and Tommy Hardcore. The crowd erupts and are on their feet for the greatest tag team on the planet. They all walk to the ring as the fans scream at the top of their lungs for The Hardcore Icons. They get in the ring and Mayhem gets a mic. --)

Mayhem: Folks at home and around the world....you are looking at THE GREATEST TAG TEAM EVER!! We'll let these other loser tag teams slap each other around for titles or what ever. Me and Tommy both have singles careers to worry about for now so all the other so called tag teams can rest easy for a while. My, my, my, as I take a look at tomorrow nights card I see this punk Sherrif wants to fight me for the T.V. Title. I'm too good for The T.V. title but hey, who cares it's just more gold to lug around. Then this punk Mat Blaster wants to fight me for the real deal the Hardcore title. Hardcore's my world Mat, get one of your gay buddies to help you and I'll beat them down too. My friend here, Mr.Hardcore would like to have a few words too. Tommy?

Mayhem throws the mic. to Tommy.

Tommy Hardcore: Hakeem, your one sick puppy. I'm going to have to put your ass to sleep! You dare challenge The King Of Hardcore? Man! That was not a smart move my friend cause I'm going to kick your ass so bad and send you to a frozen Hardcore Hell!!

(They all pose for the crowd as they cheer and scream)
(Then they all walks away. Mayhem stays behind for a few more words)

Mayhem: We have to go folks. Our big ass Monster Truck is waiting so I'll see ya Friday.

He drops the mic. and catches up to Tommy and Nomad and Maggie.)

(NOTE: Tommy Hardcore was used with permission by his handler.)

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