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Date Posted: 20:30:25 11/04/99 Thu
Author: Mat Blaster
Subject: Battle Royal for my belt

(Beautiful people starts playing as Mat Blaster heads to the ring. He is dressed in a sherlock Holmes outfit carring a magnifing glass.)

MB: You may be wondering why the Blaster is dressed like he is. I have to solve the mystery of were the big bad dude is. I have been calling him out for how long and nothing. So I guess I have to do my best find the chicken sh#t.

MB: Now the Blaster had his bloodhounds out looking for the Dud but they kept going into the toilets. I guess that is proof that your a big piece of well we all know what you are.

MB:Well finally I do get my chance to take out some of the trash in this fed. A battle royal, for my US belt. How poetic, seven men enter well one man and six women, hey that sounds like my hotel room last night.

MB:My first belt will be coming home on monday then at the Pay per view. I get the stinking Hardcore belt. I know mayhem why you want the Harcore belt. Because it is every piece of sh*t rednecks fantasy to believe that they are the toughest hombre in the west. I will prove one thing you can get a beating. We will see how well you take it. The Hardcore title is a belt for no talent bar brawlers, who couldn't wrestle a lollipop from a six year old girl. Well when I win the belt that will all change.

MB: Now excuse me as I get back on the chase. Dude Dammage I will say this your harder to find then a virgin in a porn film. Now play my music for the beautiful people.

(beautiful people starts as Mat Blaster leaves the building)

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