VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, [3] ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 03:45:24 11/06/99 Sat
Author: Dude Dammage
Subject: Post-Match Party with The Dude

Across the street from where Friday Night Destruction took place, the "A-Club", a post-card party is going on. Inside, Various Artists are performing for the huge crowd in attendance and sitting in a corner, surrounded by fans, holding a long neck bottle in one hand, a beautiful blonde in the other, as well as sporting a brand new Internet Title belt, is Dude Dammage.

A reporter manages to squeeze his way through the people surrounding Dammage and asks over the loud music, "May I have a few moments of your time, Dude!?"

Dammage looks at the reporter and says, "What the f--k are you doin' here interruptin' The Dude's celebration party!?! Jesus Herman Christ, son, barely two hours after The Dude wipes the floor with that jaboner Lou and collectin' His Internet Title, all The Dude wants is a little R&R and here you come wantin' to make Him tell you crap that you peons in the press already know!"

Undaunted, the reporter says, "We just want your comments on recieving the Internet Title and the possibility of winning the US Title on Monday Night Meltdown."

Dammage, obviously more irritated replies, "First off, yeah, it feels great to have this title grace The Dude's mantle, it obviously means that the fans have good taste. But The Dude didn't earn it in the ring, THAT'S where it really matters. Earning the US Title by having to plow through seven other jaboners would be even sweeter to The Dude."

The reporter then asks, "And what about that incident at the casino and the future commercial..."

"Whatever. The Dude's done with that stupid-ass commercial, the morons at the casino wanted a commercial and they got one, Dude Dammage style. You'll have to wait until Monday to see it air. Now get the hell outta here before The Dude cracks this bottle of Whoop-Ass over your empty head!! AND SOMEONE GET THE DUDE SOME MORE F--KIN' BREWS, HIS BUZZ IS WEARIN' OFF, IF YOU GET THE DUDE'S DRIFT!!" Dude turns to the blonde and says, "Now what were you sayin' about givin' The Dude some of your....pie? Hahahahahaha!"

scene fades out

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT-8
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.