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Date Posted: 10:17:11 11/06/99 Sat
Author: Todd Terrific
Subject: U.S. Title, 2 days and counting

It is a few hours after the Friday night matches and Todd is chilling in his hotel room. About 12 empty Corona bottles lie on the floor scattered between a couple pizza boxes and towels. On the bed sits Triple V, who is reading some reports about the other wrestlers in the SWO. She is wearing the same styled, skintight, black leather outfit, but now it displays the S.O.D red logo and has desruction in red letters on her a$$. Todd is sitting before a camera which is there from the GCW to tape another promo by the terrific one.

TT- It seems the gold mine of tehGCW, me, has been requested to do another commercial for the company. Well, in this one I am just gonna talk about some of the things that are pissing me off. First, Mayhem, you ignorant, no talent fool. Yes you have a title but you beat a man that no more deserved a title shot then you deserve to wear the belt. Enough about you though because the mere mention of your name brings undeserved attention to your second rate career. Next up I just got a little question for Messiah, How them ribs bud? Hahahahah.

(Todd takes a drink from his Corona, drops the bottle to the floor and opens a nother one.)

TT- OK, the GCW also wanted me to address the new member of the SOD on this show. All I can tell you is that by the end of Mondays show everyone should know who it is and it will be beautiful. Back to Messiah for a second though cuz I know that it has gotta be eating at your insides trying to figure it out. You probably are thinking it has to be Mr. Miavia and maybe you are right, however I doubt it. The beating of you Messiah was nothing but a part of a larger plan put forth by the SOD.

(Takes another drink)

TT- Next on the platter is Derry and Lou of the Kliquettes. Derry, although after the beating you recieved we will most likely never see you again, it was fun beating your no talent a$$ and Lou.....Oh lou you have not felt the last of me and believe me, next time a baseball bat to the noggin is gonna be the least of your worries. Now onto the real reason I am here. The U.S. Title belt, Now yes it is true I am looking for the GCW championship of which I am #1 contender, but the U.S> title will look great on my body till the bigger gold comes. Well that is it and of course that my friends, is a wrap!!!!!!!!

(Camera cuts out and Todd continues chuggin down the Coronas)

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