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Date Posted: 21:16:16 11/08/99 Mon
Author: General X
Subject: Everyone Read!!!!

(General X is in the locker room, organizing his locker.The locker room is a mess.Jeff walks up and turns on the camera.)


Jeff:Watcha doing?

General X:Organizing my locker.

Jeff:You're the most organized person I know, why would you need to organize your locker?

General X:Well, it seems that a recent event has messed up my locker.

Jeff:What happend?

General X:Some jobber jumped Mat Blaster.It seems that there are some jobbers here in GCW.If you want, I could name some.

Jeff:Please do.

(The General pulls out a "Jobber List".)

General X:Number one jobber is(drumroll)....The Rock!I mean Mr.Miavia!!Number two jobber is(drumroll)....Iceman tied with the entire lame L.O.D!!Number three jobber is(drumroll)....Brian Steel!!

Jeff:Is that it?

General X:Yup.

Jeff:Ok, bye.

General X:Wait!I wanted to say somthing to Mat Blaster.If you want,I could join your S.O.D to help you get rid of the L.O.D.

Jeff:Anything else?

General X:Yes.Iceman, Hotshot, even if Mat Blaster doesn't want me to join the S.O.D I'm still going to take you out.Why?Because of recent events.No matter how powerfull you say you are, I"M GOING TO KICK YOUR A**!!Just in case you're too stupid to realize what just happened, I wanted you to know, that was a challenge!

(Mrs.X walks in.)

General X:Hey baby!

(The General and Mrs.X walk out waving bye to Jeff.)

Jeff:Bye!

(The screen goes black.)

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