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Date Posted: 17:50:42 12/16/99 Thu
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson w/ Fiji Pub
Subject: Hotshot,Static,"Madman" Jake Stevens,Major Pain,and General X read.

(The scene opens with the Canadian flag on the screen and "One Man Army" playing in the background.Fiji Pub suddenly appears sitting in the arena of this Fridays show.Cooker has his belt and flag with him and Mack Mandrusiac is sitting beside him drinking beer and Horatio and King are talking in the background).

Cooker:Jake Stevens you're doing some pretty gay ass interviews man.You're little names for us suck too and what the hell is a pudspanker.I have other business to tend to so I'll talk about you last.Hotshot you don't deserve a title shot because everyone in LOD is stupid and can't read.There is three clear reasons why I can't fight you on Friday and put the belt on the line.First there is a rule out that all champions can't put there belts on the line until the pay-per view,second I'm fighting Jake Stevens already on Friday,three you're a grade "A" mook and you don't deserve a title shot.

(He signals for Mack to start talking).

Mack:Major Pain,you think you're the greatest crusierweight champion ever well think again because there is a new sheriff in town.I'm the one who crippled Luke Zaza with my patented move called the Wolfmack,which you'll see a couple times at the pay per view.Then you and all the fans will see a new crusierweight champ to add to the stable of champions,Fiji Pub...if you catch Mackies drift.

(The camera man focuses in on the Cooker now).

Cooker:Static,you are probably one of the worst wrestlers I've ever seen and you don't deserve to fight me or lead a stable.But you beat that four-liner powerhouse so you get a title shot.Speaking of powerhouse I hear he left my fellow Fiji Pub member Chris King.I'll be your partner but lets change Raw Power to something else okay.General X I'm asking you again to join Fiji Pub it's your own decision but I'd like a response from you.Now we'll talk about "Madman" Jake Stevens the original Penis-Mammal who thinks he's worthy of a match with me.I didn't like you from the start boy because frankly,you're a disgrace to the wrestling community and aren't worth my time.But I feel like slapping someone around and you're a good canditate for an ass whooping.I like to see people experience pain so I'm fighting you and that's why I agreed to the Inferno part because I want to see you burn like the grade "+A" mook that you are.So tommorrow night in this arena I WILL step in that ring with you,I WILL give you a Cooker spaniel,and I WILL go Catty-Whompous on your ass all day,all night until I feel you're ready to be Cooked by the Cooker.So tommorrow when your burnt face stares up at the Cooker as he sticks a fork in you because you're done,you'll realize why I'm the legend known as.............................................. the Cooker.

(He gives the Cooker spaniel sign as the camera focuses in on the ring crew practicing setting the cage on fire."One Man Army" hits and the camera fades out on the Canadian flag).

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Re: Hotshot,Static,"Madman" Jake Stevens,Major Pain,and General X read. -- POWERHOUSE, 19:01:48 12/16/99 Thu
- Re: Hotshot,Static,"Madman" Jake Stevens,Major Pain,and General X read. -- Corey "The Cooker" Cookson, 21:05:17 12/16/99 Thu