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Date Posted: 15:06:37 12/17/99 Fri
Author: Jake "Still the Best" Stevens
Subject: Mr. Miavia and Cooker







(The camera walks up on Jake Stevens. He's buying a bag of bbqchips and a pepsi. He turns around.)

Jake: Oh SHIT! You scared us man. Hey! It's a good thing you showed up, I've got some shit to take care of.
First to Mr. Miavia. Some assehipe has been challenging you for the peoples title. Like he could win anyway huh! The smack and mad connection are back!!!!!
Now for you Cooker! I don't like you either boy! Your a punk ass, with no heart. You are like all the other wrestlers in the business. Your wrestling, your gimmick, and your look. Don't throw stones at anybody. Your no better than anybody else in this fed. I've heard the word jobber used in refrence to me. Well #1 contender for the tag titles is not quite a jobber. You have to be good in this business to get that close to a belt. Sit on your accomplishments all you want. I am not all the other pudspanks in this business. If your showing up to our inferno match expecting an easy fight, well forget it. I intend on beating your ass clear back to Canada. We like your country, it's a beautiful place. So I have one question. How does a dipshit like you come from there? Oh and pudspank means this: Pud being dick and spank being jack off. Now you have just graduated from the Jake Stevens school of higher learning. You will also graduate from the school of getting your ass whooped. Bring some burn medicine, your gonna need it.
(Jake walks away)

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