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Date Posted: 15:29:48 12/17/99 Fri
Author: Chris King
Subject: The Tag Titles.....are.......OURS!!!!

(Chris King is relaxing backstage having an ice cold can of Root Beer. In front of him 'Xena' is playing on the t.v. Chris notices the camera and yells at it.)

Chris King: Get the f^ck over here!

(The camera pulls up next to him. Jim Ross approaches them.)

JR: How's it going Chris?

Chris King: Fine. That d!ck lick Powerhouse is mono now and I need a partner because those Tag Titles would suck around the fat waists of Mr.Assrock and Jake" Dickhead" Stevens. I'd be more than happy to give those titles a happy home. I just need a f#cking partner.

JR: Didn't you hear The Cooker's announcement?

(Chris is drinking his soda and doesn't pay any attention to Jim Ross. He slams the drink down after he get's brain freeze.)

JR: Did you hear?

Chris King: What?

JR: Corey said he'd be your partner. Then that dumbass Powerhouse said something that didn't make an sense and then-

Chris King: F~cking cool. Corey, I'll be your partner. Powerhouse, you're one dumb c0cksucker to have left the greatest Tag Team in the world. But now there is new greatest tag team. You can go to hell because those titles our ours!

JR: Damn, you're smooth.

Chris King: I know.

JR: I'm outa here before you tell me to leave, see ya!

(Jim Ross hauls @$$ outa there. Chris starts drinking on another soda.)

Chris King: Hmmm....

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