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Date Posted: 17:08:05 01/19/06 Thu
Author: Fred
Subject: Retro Movie Game!

Alright, here it is... All the best crap from back in the day. Enjoy.


1. Tell us everything! Everything!

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...


2. You wear tights?
No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Tights.
Shut up!


3. Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take ______ out that he'd melt my brain.


4. We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you in the street he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.


5. Hello. I'm Dr. Freud, but you may call me Siggy.


6. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...


7. Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.


8. Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.

9. He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO.

10. Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!

11. Best dollar eighty I ever spent!

12. Come with me if you want to live.

13. What the hell is going on around here?
It was an accident ____.
An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!

14. You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?

15. Once I was a dog... and they helped me.

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