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Date Posted: 12:05:02 04/27/01 Fri
Author: Diablo
Subject: "PrettyBoy" Prepare for Saturday night...

The scene opens up at in LA California. The Staples Center can be seen, with lights flashing that light up the skys and blaz in the streets below. The streets are filled with fans who were unfortunate to not have tickets, but the giant screen outside has gathered a large "mob" anyway.
The scene goes blank and reopens courtside inside the Staples Center. The Lakers can be seen practicing in their gold and purple wind breakers. All of the Lakers are on the floor taking shoots and getting ready for Game2. Not only that, but Doug Collins and Marve Alberts of NBC have just arrived and are settling themselves behind the NBC booth.
The camera pans throughout the arena. The game is still an hour away from beginning, but all the true Lakers fans have aready been seated for a while. Along with the regular fans, there are dozens of celebrity Lakers fans sitting courtside. There is a closeup shot of Jack Nichoelson talking to someone with dark sun glasses and a Kobe jersey and blue jeans . Its Diablo. The begin to talk, as the team heads to the locker room to start "the show".
Diablo gets up and wishes his team good luck, but before he can sit down, Doug Collins sneaks up behind him with a microphone...

Doug Collins- ...[looking at camera] It is something of a tradition for the "stars" to come out during Lakers games, but today it looks like we have a different kind of star...[looks at Diablo] I'm joined here by Diablo, one of the hardcore wrestlers of the hWf...I had never thought that wrestlers could fine basket ball exciting, if you know what I mean...

Diablo looks at Doug Collins for awhile. His eyes can't be seen through those think shades. Diablo takes them off...

Diablo- What in the hell are you taking about!? I've been livin' in LA before you have got that dollar store blazer, and SuperCuts are cut. I've been comin to these games since I learned that there's a vent behind the sarena that leads to the equipment room. The only difference today is cuz I got this damn camera crew followin' me. [looks at camera]

Doug Collins- So how do you pick to win this game today...the

Diablo- What the hell do you think Doug. It don't matter who the Blazers got, LA's got the stuff.

Doug Collins- I'm guessing your referring to Kobe and Shaq?

Diablo- I'm guessing you want me to put my foot up your ass. Whats with the disrespect Doug?! Huh, i come here to watch my team whup Portlands ass and you come up here finishing my sentences. Your lucky that I promised I wouldn't knock nobody out before I knocked the "Prettyboy" the f*** down.

Doug Collins- And, by "Prettyboy" I'm guessing you mean Brian Justice your opponent for...

Diablo- No Doug, I mean that sissy lttle bitch who thought he could make a name of himself by attacking me from behind with a seldgehammer. I'm talking about the annoying dumbass who day in and day out talks about how he is not playin around. Always talking s*** about what he's going to do on saturday. The same "Prettyboy" that I'm going to enjoy destroying this saturday night...

Doug Collins- I'm sure Brian Justice will have something to think about this Friday [fake TV laugh] okay, thanks Diablo, [looks at camera] back to you...

Diablo snatches the mic from Doug Collin's hand and grabs him by the collar. He hold him down onto his knees and stares him in the face. Diablo puts the mic to his lips...

Diablo- What the hell do you know about being HaRDCoRe, Doug?! What the hell do you know about me!!? There ain't no muthaf***a in the hWf who can compare to what I'm capable of doing, or destroying. Justice BETTER think about that on friday night at home, while he waits for Kelly Adams to come home from the whore house. He BETTER think about what I did to Justinsane last Saturday, and what I could have done. There ain't nobody who f***s with Diablo and gets away with it.
Brain Justice thinks he's the man, because he's wrestled all around the world. He thinks that he is the internation superstar. But if he ever whats the Intercontinental Title, he'll have to get through me. That is, if he's still able to move after Saturday. [lets go of Doug Collins and looks at camera] BJ I know that you think I'm just another high flying lachador, but thats what everyone else has thought too. Every opponent thats fallen for the three, every punk thats tapped out from the Hell Razor, every muthaf***a who just gave up laying in there own blood and sweat. The only difference between you and them and you, Brian Justice, is that they were lucky enough not to piss me off...

Doug Collins begins to crawl away slowly all the way to the NBC booth. His hair is tangled and his shirt lop-sided. Make-up people quickly rush over to him as he sits down. Diablo sits down and puts his shades back on and Jack Nichoelson begins to take again...

Jack Nichoelson- So whats your plan for Saturday? Don't look so innocent, I know you got something up your sleeves. Your gonna knock up that sweet candy ass girl friend off is aren't you?

Diablo- How original is that Jack, like know one has ever done that before a match with Brian Justice. No, I got something else in story for that "Prettyboy"...He going to learn that you don't f*** with Diablo, and he's going to learn it the hard way. And "I ain't f***in' around!"

The scene closes as the arena lights dim, and the fans cheering as their Los Anglelos Lakers come out onto the court...

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